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Thrilly Stuffs Squid in Locker and Preps for Battle Brothers

RRRRRRRRAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Thrilly-Dilly is getting ready for 4 big shows at the end of August with my best buddy in the business: The “Sure Thing” Mark Shurman – like an ABSOLUTE SAVAGE! The Northeast Wrestling Tag Team Champions, “So Over,” cut a promo on Larry Overfield and the Battle Brothers at a ferocious pace. For ticket information, visit:

To support our nefarious habits, buy our shirt and give me your money, puppet!:  Official “So Over” T-Shirt

I must say… after getting married and putting on 20lbs of IPAs, I’m finally starting to MAKE THRILLY GREAT AGAIN and get the physique “Thrillride-Caliber.” Married life and a new job slinging software has made it tougher for me to consistently put out content on this website and YouTube channel. However, I have been hammering Instagram at an elite level: Follow Thrillride on INSTAGRAM

I’m looking at Crowd-Funding options through Patreon and have added new merchandise items to help finance the channel with the hope that I can invest much more time on creating ABSOLUTE SAVAGE CONTENT. Ideally, I need to hire a camera man, video editor and social media manager (maybe even a writer) to create WEEKLY videos about the gym, my wrestling career, pop-culture & sports “hot-takes.” I think I have a solid following that has given me a foundation to take this brand to the next level.

To support Thrillride take his ABSOLUTE SAVAGE Brand to the O-ZONE, check out some of the new items on the website!:

4th of July White Performance T-Shirt

Boston: City of Champions – Celtics

Boston: City of Champions – Bruins

TCB: Taking Care of Biceps

Until next time… SSSSEEYA DINK!!!!!

Smashing Smoke Vol. 2 – Thrillride Delivers an Inspirational Laser Show for UNC Wilmington


Obviously, this is a must watch for any College Baseball Bro. In this video, Thrillride delivers an inspiration laser-show to the defending Colonial Athletic Association Champion UNC Wilmington Baseball Team. But, Thrilly wanted to post this publicly because this applies to every single college baseball player (particularly in New England) that have spent all winter indoors, playing long-toss, lifting weights and are now ready to head down south for the spring.

Thrilly managed to drop one-liners about Jerry Sandusky, Jared Fogle and Michael J. Fox in a single video about baseball. Those are the names that made the cut. I edited out how pitchers shouldn’t hang curveballs like Robin Williams or like Chris Benoit on his BoFlex.

Too soon? Nah. They quit… RRRRAHHHHH!!!

Obviously, the most eye-catching part of this video (besides the amazing Ryan Braun Team USA World Baseball Classic Jersey with American Flag Zubaz pants) is how incredible my swing continues to look after years off. It’s like riding a bike, bro.

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Visits a “Safe Space” at UNH

“Frat-Boys is an offensive term. They should be called, Rapist-Americans.” – Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

Watch Triumph the Insult Comic dog invade a “safe space” at UNH, to slap around some limp-wristed hipsters with their false sense of piety and sunken chest cavities that are so deep, I could eat four bowls of Captain Crunch out of them. This is hilarious. It’s not as funny as when he invaded the Star Wars convention ten years ago. But, it’s fitting with how politically correct and soft America is becoming. has officially declared War on the Pussification of America. The heart of this pussification, is drilled into mindless “social justice warriors” that are brainwashed by the totalitarian left at Universities across the country. There is nobody better to attack this pussification – other than Thrillride – than Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

I’ve always been a huge fan of Triumph. Now, more than ever, we need Triumph to slap these softies across the face. Seriously. Can you imagine a world with these wimps calling the shots?

My Response to Denver Fans after the AFC Championship Promo

Five months have passed since my last video. During that time, the WWE officially gave a “Thumbs-Down” to the Thrillride, I gave up wrestling and asked my all-time favorite floozie (she’s not a floozie) to marry me. Yes. Thrillride is engaged to be married, this spring.

It’s funny. After all that time passed and it was time to shoot this video, I wondered if anyone would watch it. Did anyone remember they subscribed to my channel? Would it get posted anywhere?

When I put the camera on the dashboard, I suddenly remembered how much fun I have making videos for the savages that follow me on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and hopefully now on Needless to say, my first video back after 5 months got 200,000+ views and became my 2nd most watched video behind the “Alumni Game” Video.


It’s a great outlet and makes me think about what to do with the “Thrillride Brand” in the future. I’ve given consideration to getting into stand-up comedy. But first, I need to pass my NASM CPT Exam and get this website fully functional and continue to sell medical software at a very high level – like an absolute savage!!!

If you get bored this weekend and if you live in Boston where it’s -5 degrees out, you will, check out the onslaught of hateful comments by Denver Broncos fans on this video. I must have Kayfabed the fuck out of these guys, who have no idea I’m playing a character.

To get an idea of how classless some of these guys are, I’ve heard multiple stories that a Patriots fan (who was in the Peace Corps) was knocked out cold at the Stadium following the AFC Championship Game and is still in critical condition. Apparently, these fans don’t get to the Super Bowl that often and don’t know how to handle themselves.

Of course this hasn’t been reported on any media outlets. But, I’ve heard from multiple friends.

I thought about shooting a response video to all of the hemp-necklace, earthy-crunchy, hipster, twinks from Denver. It probably would have been comedic gold.

But, my short time on the Independent Wrestling Circuit around good trainers taught me, you always let the fans “get over” on the heel when the heel gets beat. So, I figured I’d give Denver fans their moment. The better team was victorious and they deserve to celebrate.

In terms of the accusations I referenced when bashing Peyton: I was throwing out one-liners to make people laugh. It’s a comedy channel, bro. I don’t even have a problem with a guy taking HGH to recover for an injury. I was simply pointing out the hypocrisy of the fact that the media essentially passed on criticizing Peyton Manning, when Brady got crucified by ESPN, Cable News and the court of public opinion for something as stupid as deflating footballs.

Out of respect for Peyton Manning ending his career on a high note (if he choses to retire & those sexual assault charges get disproven), I’ve went ahead and purchased a Denver Broncos Zubaz out-fit from head to toe, bro.



Needless to say, it’s bulking season. Congrats to the Super Bowl 50 Champion, Denver Broncos.


Training Biceps Like an Absolute Savage

Bro, enough is enough with these Cross-Fit suckbags. If you don’t spend an hour isolating your biceps with volume and intense time under tension, then you are softer than the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man. There is no excuse to not peak.

As I take my NASM CPT Exam, there will be more fitness videos coming. I plan on having an entire How to Train Like An Absolute Savage Series. Curls for the girls. Tri’s for the guy’s…… No homo, bro.

Smashing Smoke – Hitting Tips Vol. 1

Obviously, there wasn’t a Vol 2 ever made. But, there probably should be. And with wrestling in the rearview mirror, it probably makes sense for me to provide some hitting advice for Little League J-Brones that will never grow up and be as talented as I was.

Take aways from this video: 1) After years off playing baseball, my swing is still fucking majestic. 2) I’m still mad at myself for leaving my vintage Thrillride Shades at the house before shooting. 3) The only reason I was shirtless was because I sweat through my tank early because it was 98 degrees, early on 4th of July weekend. It worked out because it added to the douche factor.

This one was my 2nd biggest video I ever did, until the 2016 AFC Championship video, when I talked about how Peyton Manning injects aborted fetuses in his neck before he eventually beat the Pats (which is now #2 most watched). I was at a Cape House with my buddy the “Sure Thing” Mark Shurman, chasing girls a few years ago, as this thing went viral. It was a lot of fun. Now, I’m engaged to be married. FUN TIMES.


Utlimate Brotivation: Thrillride Prepares for Alumni Game

I’m a pretty solid dude. I’m very intense at times. But, it takes a lot to get me actually angry. So, can you stop telling me that you loved my “softball” video? Never in my life did I play softball. I played baseball my entire life through college. Even though in the middle of the week during non-Conference play, a DIII College Game can turn into softball with no pitching, decent defense and a ton of hitting, it’s still a bullshit thing to say.

This is really what started the whole Thrillride. I was getting back into wrestling – just for fun. I decided to become an over the top heel using 80s-90s style promos. I decided to cut one on the Fitchburg State University Baseball team before our annual Alumni Game. One take like a pro.

First time in school history, we won the game 8-3. I went 2-3 with an RBI, Run Scored, delayed steal and I pulled off the hidden ball trick. Yes. I was an absolute savage. The only time I ever stepped on a baseball field since was to film “Smashing Smoke” – my hitting tips video.

Enjoy – Seeya Dinks!