After winning an outstanding 3 games in 2017 you knew that the Giants were about to make some serious changes. The biggest was of course the firing of BETA coach, Ben McAdoo, who might have been the most incompetent man to ever hold the position of head coach in NFL history.
The other is of course resident puppet, Jerry Reese. This dude f'n hated Linebackers for some reason. It's no secret that the Giants had neglected this position for YEARS. Hell, the last LB to make a Pro Bowl for the Giants was Antonio Pierce in 2006. I was still in college and hadn't even started my first NARP job at that point.
So the other day while I was in between a light set of Deadlifts at 315lbs X 5, I saw a notification on my phone and then simultaneously started receiving texts at a ferocious pace. The Giants had acquired a Linebacker who wasn't working at a Taco Bell or as a substitute math teacher the week prior. This guy actually played in the NFL and his name was Alec Ogletree.
The trade isn't even the point of this blog. The point is that Gettleman made a major move to be considered an ALPHA by Giants fans. He probably owns a Thrilly Dilly shirt. Shit, it takes years to earn the trust of Giants fans. Ya see, unlike the BETA Jets, we hold our organization to a higher standard of savage. And to be honest, all he had to do was not completely embarrass the franchise within his first year to be considered better than Jerry Reese.
So is it too early to call this dude an ALPHA? For me, I'm ready to jump the gun and do it. If you want to know why, it's because he did this move to not only improve the Giants, but to take the soul of Jerry Reese and send him to BETA purgatory where he'll be surrounded by 5th Round Linebackers with bad foot work that never made the roster for the rest of eternity. This move was to get a cheap pop out the fanbase and I love it. Power moves only for Big Blue. This showed that he's not content with being average, oh no, no, no ....
HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL THE WORD AVERAGE, he's only SAVAGE and he proved it by providing the Giants Franchise with an INJECTION OF 3-4 PERFECTION ... OH YEAH! LET'S GO BIG BLUE!
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