SAVAGE SPOTLIGHT: Tyler Beckley
RRRRAHHHHHHH Thrillride here!
I have to give an ABSOLUTE SAVAGE shoutout to Tyler Beckley who was the first contestant to apply for the #ThrillrideOrDie Contest.
Thrilly Dilly will be hanging out feeling silly crushing the gym, smashing scrambies and beers with his BIGGEST #ThrillrideOrDie fan - united as an UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF NATURE, all expenses paid this spring.
Now, I have to be honest... When I posted the submission at night, I thought for sure Tyler was doing farmer walks with 315. Upon further review, this may only be 225 lbs.
Nevertheless, you have to respect that he looks pretty diesel, has no regard for #OperationShredification and talked some good shit and his overall desire to satisfy his primitive urges embedded in his soul to rock the sunnies at night harder than Corey Hart was ABSOLUTE SAVAGE. I would have liked to see him crush that 24 egg omelet at a ferocious pace.
What do you think, bro? Enter your comments below and rate him 1-10!
It doesn't matter if you're an original gangster following since the Alumni Baseball Game Video or someone who just stumbled upon my content. All you need to do is rock a piece of Absolute Savage or Thrillride merchandise and do something ABSOLUTE SAVAGE!
You might be asking, "What is an absolute savage?" No worries, bro. School is in session.
An ABSOLUTE SAVAGE is an alpha male driven by his primitive instincts and animalistic impulses to fulfill his desires on the hunt to CRUSH ALL ASPECTS OF LIFE and achieve immortal LEGEND-STATUS. His unquenchable thirst to UNLEASH HIS FULL POTENTIAL - spirit, mind, body and career- is embedded in his nature to protect his pack and provide for his FAMILY like an UNSTOPPABLE FORCE.
“After murdering a 10-hour workday, Thrillride satisfied his wife’s unquenchable needs like a barbarian, taught his son to hit piss-missiles and set a PR in Squats and Deads… LIKE AN ABSOLUTE SAVAGE.”
ferocious barbarian, wild man, primitive fully-loaded sex-pistol.
The winner will be selected by me and be rewarded by flying out to Boston all expenses paid and spend the day with the Absolute Savage team, pump-iron, smash scrambies and pound beers with Thrillride - all expenses paid! Of course, all of this will be captured on video and featured on our website. It has to be merchandise from our new website and we must receive your submission by April 30th for a DATE WITH DESTINY in early June. If your submission doesn't suck, you will be featured in the SAVAGE SPOTLIGHT!
Personalized Thank You Videos
I'm in the process of sending videos to everyone who bought merchandise last week for the promotion. It's taking a lot longer than I planned. But, everyone should have their video by the end of the week! Make sure you are checking the email you entered when you made your purchase.
Send your savage videos to firstname.lastname@example.org or tweet @Thrillride with the #ThrillrideOrDie
Rate Tyler in the comment section below and rate his level of ABSOLUTE SAVAGERY (1-10)!