Augie Garrido has an overall collegiate record of 1975-919-9. He took his teams to 15 College World Series, and after losing the 2004 College World Series he pulled his team off the field during the 2nd place award ceremony.
For these reasons you, Augie Garrido, are an Absolute Savage. We have no doubt you will wear those sunglasses and tank top well. Thank you for instilling an alpha mentality to college joy boys.
Please enjoy the most entertaining locker room speech in the history of college baseball.