Rahhhhhhhhhh. So as mentioned in an earlier blog post this month (https://absolutesavage.com/blogs/absolute-savage-takes-1/prep-yourself-thrillride-and-absolute-savage-present-the-absolute-savage-big-3-lifting-competition), Thrilly and the boys of Absolute Savage are hosting a month long, big 3 lifting competition to get all you savages into the spotlight, and possibly hire the next hot boy personality at Absolute Savage Inc.
So hows it going down you may ask? Well boom here we go with a quick little outline of the scheme and maneuver.
WHO: Any Savage on planet Earth to include NARPs (NON ATHLETIC REGULAR PERSON) because that shit is funny as hell too.
WHAT: To compete in the big 3 lifting competition duh. Submit a total score of your one rep max of bench press, back squat and dead lift.
WHERE: Any local gym possible, or for all you garage gym hardos that are passing on hot chicks at your local fitness center to sweat at the crib, that's awesome too, more for the rest of us, what an idiooooootttttttt.
WHEN: 01 MAY 2018 - 31 MAY 2018
WHY: To showcase all the talent out there and to put you guys into the spotlight. We are always searching for talented savages who can fit in with our philosophy and help us reach the next level, so show the fuck off and get creative and rock Absolute Savage gear.
HOW: There are a number of ways to submit, but your primary way of submitting is to use the hashtag, #3LIFTSAVAGE. Your alternate way to suck up and make sure you get seen is to tag me on instagram (andrew_absolutesavageinc). I'll be scanning daily and updating our leader board which will be posted on www.absolutesavage.com. Your contingency is to tag Absolutesavageinc on instagram and your emergency but hail mary toss is to tag the legend himself, 1manthrillride, just know that he is a busy man with many followers, however win him over and you might be set for life at the chance he takes a peep. Either way if you are legit and funny I will hand all your content off to Thrilly Dilly so he can assess just how silly, he wants to get.
RULES: Bar to chest on bench, no need to pause rep. Ass to grass on squats will only help you out; if I have to question depth because your a half squatter that's a no go. Deadlift is a straight bar deadlift minus no SUMO and straps are ok. Knee sleeves and lifting belts are also ok, because I would die without them. If you are rocking Savage gear that's an instant +15 points. If you scream anything related to Absolute Savage to make it unique like for example, "Rahhhhhhhh" that is +10. Just to be clear if you do a Savage verbal promo andddddd wear the gear that is +25. Just for our own record, submit an age and weight as well, however that isn't a game changer.
That is it suck bags....get after it. If you are funny as hell and cut a great promo expect your own SAVAGE SPOTLIGHT blog on www.absolutesavage.com. At the end of May the king will be crowned as well as individual category leaders. Expect merch, Thrilly promos on you and a shit ton of other cool stuff we haven't even thought about yet. Tomorrow is day ZERO, so get afterrrrr it, and please will someone pour milk over there sunken in chest or a buddies and cut a great promo?
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