Listen, you may argue that robot fest at Worcester Polytechnic Institute is the hottest thing going there, but I am going to flat out tell you that you are wrong and instead its their baseball team's offense.
Through 21 games they have smashed 30 home runs as a team, at a .330 clip. Best part about this stat? They are through and through a cold weather school, having to deal with the suck that is New England Weather, and snow storms in April.
I hated playing in the cold. Despised it. Everything is stiff and tight, the wind whipping in your face at like a -10 degree wind chill, the water boy's snots just glued to his face from his running nose that he refused to wipe, it's essentially a nightmare.
So to return from their Florida trip, and to absolutely mash taters is truly an outstanding feat from the smartest boys in Worcester. Ryan Tropeano is leading the offense at a .396 pace and 5 home runs, while Tyrone Patterson is swatting a savage .426 and Matt Howard, .429. David Larson and Steven Gallagher are both tied for the team lead with 6 home runs.
I see that you guys actually switched stadiums, but your old field on campus was one of my favorite fields to hit at and fun fact in my last college at bat I actually went yard there to right field into the trees against Worcester State in a tournament game. My first college home run ever was against WPI in Fitchburg as well, so I have a lot of great memories against your program.
Some of you old timers from WPI might remember Fitchburg had this little freak show in like 2008 or 2009 that blasted 3 home runs against you at your old field on campus, but he was literally booted off the team for shoplifting sunglasses. Some may say it was a beta move because he was pretty good and fucked the team, but as time has passed it might be a savage move? Listen I don't know the circumstances, but Oakleys are hot boy status.
Anyways, congrats to WPI for absolutely mashing the baseball, and make some noise down the stretch and into your conference tournament, You wont need pitching when the temp warms up to the 70s and your putting up 30 runs a game. Stay savage, and crush the robot game.
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