What the hell happened last night? We talk about going from average to Absolute Savage, but what the Browns did yesterday is quite frankly a level of savagery that's never been seen before in an NFL offseason. Take no prisoners type shit.
Free Agency hasn't even started yet for heaven's sake. You gotta think that General Manager, John Dorsey was up all night binge watching old Thrillride videos. This dude was definitely dropping 3 scoops of pre-workout into his coffee and lacing it with red bull. He basically roofied himself, but the reverse. I mean, what an ALPHA statement to make!
When it was all said and done the Browns landed Jarvis Landry, Tyrod Taylor and Damarious Randall for some picks and Deshone Kizer. They're currently sitting with the 1st and 4th overall picks in this year's upcoming draft. It's crazy to say it or maybe it's not, but do the Browns compete next year after going 1-15? If you look at their roster they have some MAJOR playmakers.
The receiving core is Jarvis Landry, Corey Coleman, David Njoku and Josh Gordon, who is notoriously known to keep BETA defensive backs up at night. They can toss a ton of money at Kirk Cousins and make him their puppet OR just take their man Josh Allen in the draft ... OR they can take combine savage Saquon Barkley and take a QB at 4.
This is almost exactly like the movie "Draft Day" minus P Diddy calling Bo Callahan a BETA bitch when he cried about Kevin Costner taking Vontae Mack (NO MATTER WHAT) 1st overall. SORRY BO, YOU AIN'T BUILT ... TO ... GO! RAAAHHH!
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