So now that the entire world has officially been mind-fucked by one of the worst actors I’ve ever seen, it’s time to question why this is even happening?
Back up the truck… Here’s the deal. WWE Superstars John Cena and Nikki Bella announced they were breaking up weeks ago. It sent douche-chills through the wrestling and entertainment industry.
(EDITORS NOTE: Thrillride is a big John Cena fan and considers him one of the GOATs)
Cena even made reference to the break up in the ring days after the break up was announced.
Now we flash forward to yesterday, Cena goes on the Today Show and absolutely works the fuck out of the entire country.
"The point is - for anyone out there speculating on what's going on, I love her, I want to be with her, I want to make her my wife, I want to be the father of her children. I just want us to work and that's just from the heart.”
I’ll tell you what... Cena is a horribly good actor. He’s horrible at acting but good enough to draw money and attention.
He always seems to stick to the script but when he goes into ad-lib mode is where he fucks himself royally.
"I am in my house alone surrounded by these emotionally strong memories and everyday from 6-9 I get out of the house and talk to strangers as social interaction.”
Nobody fucking talks like this. LITERALLY nobody.
So now the question… Why are Cena and Bella working the world?
Is it because Total Bella’s is back in 5 days?Oh weird…
Is it because their ratings were down last year? Probably so…
This is Cena’s best storytelling in years, certainly beats that clusterfuck of a story with the Undertaker.
But here’s my question… Cena is finally getting close to The Rock territory. He’s getting solid acting gigs and raising eyebrows.
He literally just got the lead role in a Rock produced film. So why would a work like this help him in anyway?
I can’t answer that but maybe Nikki Bella can when she goes on the Today Show tomorrow.
OMG WHAT FUCKING TIMING!
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John Cena went back on the Today Show and mind-fucked you again.