Where's Adam Sandler at because Biggggg Dadddddy Austin Kuchinski just had the mother of all double headers. Like straight video game stat style, the big dog out of Central Baptist College straight murdered baseballs this weekend in a double header at the most ferocious pace possible.
Peep these game 1 and game 2 stats first off:
Game 1: 3-4 3R 3HR 6RBIs
Game 2: 4-5 3R 3HR 10RBIs
Yup you read it right, old hoss just smacked 6 home runs in ONE day of baseball. Most people don't hit 6 home runs in a season, never mind a lifetime. My dude just went launch city 6 fucking times in a day, taking it from average to absolute savage.
I was just sinking into my couch today, already 18 holes deep (not chick related, golf) and 9 games of Fortnite down with the broskis when Thrillride blew up my phone just oozing with excitement over this alpha male SAVAGE performance, and I must admit it got me excited as fuck.
6 dongs in a day, like build this dude a statue right now or name the field after him. I love his style too, just a 6ft catcher sitten around 230lbs with the great flow and classic mature beard for a college bro. Probably slings bbs from the crouch as well. If you read this or any of your teammates, I need to know some distances and style of the home runs. Like after the 3rd one did you just start pimping, and after the 6th were you bat flip city?
Any oppo shots as well, or were they all just pulled taters to left?
Let me and Thrillride know bro....
Congrats on the MONSTER day and murder hooters chicken wings like you murdered those shots.
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I NEED TO KNOW THE DEETS BROS!