The Aquinas College Saints are housing a bad boy, and his name is Sterling Brinker. This savage hailing from Grant Michigan, a power town of 890 Sterling Brinker clones, is the hero his town and his school don't want but need.
This absolute savage does a few things remarkably well according to his teammates. First off besides raking doubles at a ferocious pace, my dude can go to hammer city when he checks into any Wendy's after a road game. His management and execution of the 4 for $4 deal is something that they just don't teach the kids anymore in school.
My favorite Sterling Brinker discovery I made shockingly isn't the luscious blonde mullet, that runs like the river wild, and demands both respect and fear. It isn't that he is a 6'2" alpha that towers over every Simon Birch idiot, rocking the number 24 like the Kid, patrolling the outfield.
Nope, the best part of about Sterling Brinker, is the fact that he has played 1.5 seasons at Aquinas College and has been drilled a total of 22 freaking times in the batters box. With 11 total times last year, and 11 already at this point, it's safe to say that he is going break 30 total HBPs in two seasons.
I think that personally isn't a bad thing. I think it means he's either such a savage that it pisses people off, or his stance is so savage and ruthless that he is just hanging over the dish totally taking away the outside half of the plate, looking to launch. Either way, a man who stands on the tracks when the train is coming has no fear. Sterling has proven he has no fear 22 times in 1.5 seasons, and that is the definition of an Absolute Savage.
Sterling Brinker is a rock star and a man who refuses to conform to the norm. Savages pave the way, and Sterling Brinker is bulldozing a super highway through the middle of Beta City. I love your swag bro and Thrillride loves the swag. Do you, never change, and literally stay golden Pony Boy. Best of luck to you and the rest of the boys at Aquinas, and drive that ball like the beta it is.