First off if you think that Roger Dorn was a beta, then you're a beta. Dorn was a savage his entire career and was so big league it hurt. Some haters like to say that Dorn was just a pussy, engulfed in a massive contract; a true burden to the Indians.
Fact: betas don't get fat contracts and hot ass tail like Mrs. Dorn. People that get fat contracts and big time coin, produce on and off the field.
Fact # 2 from the haters: Mrs. Dorn banged out Wild Thing, how can he be an absolute savage alpha male?
Response: Ummmm pretty sure the only reason she banged out Wild Thing was because she saw that dirty dog Roger taking two bimbos into the closet during the post game celebration on live television. Dorn was getting more ass than a New York City park bench, and his wife was just lashing out, it happens. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Fact # 3 from the haters: Dorn took no pride in defense.
Response: Ummm fuck spring training. It's Dorn hes a star. When Lou tried to hit him with the push-up punishment, savvy Dorn hit him with the contract stating he didn't have to do push-ups. Contracts don't lie, and look at guys like Bumgarner who rip motorcycles and violate contracts, shit gets sloppy fast. Plus, when the lights were the brightest, Dorn and his glove were both present when it mattered the most.
Dorn was an electric member of the clubhouse and was big into hazing, as he was all up in Ricky Vaughn's shit from day one. Not condoning hazing, but usually alpha males are conducting it, just saying. Plus was it really hazing, or just Dorn being a veteran big leaguer? Show up to any new job or environment looking like a clown and its bound to draw attention from the senior members of that establishment. Dorn was just doing his due diligence and letting the Rookie fuck boy know where he was on the totem pole.
All in all Dorn was an Absolute Savage. He had a hot wife, banged hot chicks on the side, was one of the boys and produced in the spotlight. He honestly could have blown up the entire clubhouse and knocked out Ricky on the mound after the incident, but delivered one of the best, most heroic lines of all time.
All hail Roger Dorn and let us embrace this Absolute Savage, hot boy bad boy maniac.