Everyday this week I will drop one beta baby dick performance that was just so disgusting it blows the mind. Today (Monday) we begin the countdown with Ricky Vaughn in Major League 2.
#5 Rick Vaughn (Major League II)
Seriously I’m a huge Sheen guy and Ricky was lights out no doubt about it in the first Major League. The tribe rode his arm big time and he delivered all year long for them, but in his second season in Major League 2, he went absolutely beta city on us.
Every scene in that movie he seriously just gets racked every single inning minus the first inning of the first game when he’s throwing so much puss he catches the opposition off guard. In 99% of his total pitching scenes, he retires maybe 5 batters, and gives up tall jack after tall jack and gap jobs like he’s trying to do his best Clay Bucholz impression.
He’s got a smoke show girlfriend who definitely banged Jack Parkman behind his back and ends up leaving him because he’s such a travesty on the hill and can't even bust 80 on the gun. Parkman embarrasses him all movie and makes him into his own sock puppet, along with every hitter in the league.
Somehow he gets his act together, gets back together with his old girl, and enters the 9th to face to the White Sox. Like a moron he intentionally walks the batter in front of Parkman just absolutely blowing up his WHIP to numbers too high to calculate. Parkman must have been buzzing off a long night of blow and Boone's Farm, because he strikes out to "beta thing" who gains 25 mph on his fastball out of the blue. Still Vaughn had to finish that season with an ERA well over 100.00 and the worst WHIP in the history of baseball.